Monday, February 2, 2009

COUNTING CORN DOGS!

OFFICIAL TERMS FOR VARIOUS CORN DOG QUANTITIES AS RECOGNIZED BY
THE ROYAL ORDER OF THE CORN DOG.

1 = "SINGLE" OR "STRAY" 2 = "BREEDERS"
3 = "SMALL FAMILY" 4 = "DOUBLE DATE"
5 = "LARGE FAMILY" 6 = "SIX PACK"
7 = "CATHOLIC FAMILY" 8 = "HERD"
9 = "GAGGLE" 10 = "PERFECTION"
11 = "MORMON FAMILY" 12 = "DOZEN"
13 = "FRYERS DOZEN" 14 = "GATHERING"
15 + = "A PLETHORA"

WHILE CORN DOGS IN QUANTITIES OF FIFTEEN OR MORE ARE CORRECTLY
REFERRED TO AS A PLETHORA YOU MAY DESCRIBE THESE MORE SPECIFICALLY
USING A COMBINATION OF THE TERMS LISTED ABOVE.

EXAMPLE: I BOUGHT TWO HERDS AND A STRAY. = 17

1 comment:

Marsee Family said...

You have the corn dog down to a science.
-scott (corn dog member hopeful 2009)